Your Pipeline Called.
It Said You're Toast.
AI prompts that actually tell you what's wrong with your deal — roast mode for brutal honesty, clean mode when you need to share it with your manager.
The Toolkit
One live now. Five dropping soon.
Each tool has a Roast version (brutally honest) and a Clean version for when you need to stay professional. Paste into Claude, Gemini, ChatGPT, or Slack.
Executive Review
CFO Deal Reviewer
Financial validation before the executive meeting.
Stress-test your business case from the CFO's perspective before they do it for you.
Deal Qualification
MEDDPICC Deal Grader
Structured deal qualification across all 8 elements.
Comprehensive MEDDPICC scoring to surface gaps and define the right next steps.
Messaging
Positioning Critic
Identify differentiation gaps in your messaging.
Audit your positioning against buyer expectations and competitive alternatives.
Relationship Mapping
Champion Stress Test
Evaluate champion strength and internal influence.
Assess whether your contact has the access, motivation, and will to drive this deal.
Call Analysis
Discovery Auditor
Structured review of your discovery call.
Surface pain uncovered, gaps missed, and the right next steps to advance the deal.
Technical Review
Technical Validator
Confirm technical fit before the deal stalls.
Assess integration requirements, security concerns, and technical decision-maker alignment.
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Community
The Roast Hall of Fame
Real lines, real wins, real taglines that closed deals. Submit yours and get featured.
“"Your decision criteria says cost reduction, but your CFO said operational efficiency in our last call. Which one is actually driving this?" — That one question uncovered a misaligned buying committee. Closed $180K two weeks later.”
Sarah K.
Enterprise AE
“"You don't have a champion. You have a pen pal."”
Marcus T.
Mid-Market AE
“"This deal isn't stalled. This deal is a hostage situation. Start negotiating differently."”
Priya R.
Sales Manager
“Ran the Discovery Roast debrief after every call for 30 days straight. Hit 140% in Q1. The "questions you didn't ask" section completely changed how we structure our first calls.”
James L.
SDR Team Lead
“"Your close date is aspirational fiction and we both know it."”
Dana W.
Account Executive
“"If you can't tell me your champion's personal win, you don't have a champion."”
Ravi M.
VP of Sales
Submit Yours
Drop your best roast line, win story, or tagline that helped you close.